Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAYâ€
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH Kâ€
Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI..
Khat likh raha hoon
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna
Seen oN
Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :
Don"t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .
She May B Your GrandMother
Height Of Dramay Bazi
Height Of Dramay Bazi
Hi
I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u
The bad news is that there is no Good news.
and
the Good news is There is no Bad News....!!
Tum Sab dost meri zindgi ho..
Tum Sab dost meri zindgi ho..
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Laanat hai aisi zindgi pe..-
Circuit: Bhai America mein
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Bhikaari Aur Mamon
Bhikaari: 1 Rupiya De De,
Main Ne 3 Din Se Khaana Nahin Khaayea Hai,
Memon: 100 Rupe Doon Ga Pehle Yeh Bata
1 Rupiye Me Khaana Kahan Milta Hai???
Himesh Reshamia ka kutta
Himesh Reshamia ka kutta ghar se bhag gya Dusre Kutte ne
"pucha yaar tune ghar kyu choda?"
kutta bola:- yaar rat ko gaane ki practice wo karta hai subha
log mujhe marte hai...
Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi...
yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay...
Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi........
Good Friend comes 2
Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital,
with flowers & goes..
but
A True Friend sits near u & says:
Yaar! buhat tite Nurse hai, Araam se theek hona
